Brainstorm! Damn I'm good at this GMing thing!

So what to do with the goaltending issue in leafland? Well some have suggested bring up Pogge. But what's a blue chip prospect gonna do with this D (none of the signings my idea btw- all fergulicious' fault)? But Fake Dick to the rescue again. It's time for desperate measures! We are going to bring in...wait for it...a morbidly obese goalie to cover the whole net!! That's right. Find me the fatest man on the planet...he's got a job. Free donuts included.