Fletch Lives!

So I hired Fletch for a second go around with my Leafers because we need his foresight in refilling the coffers...I mean refilling the farm with prospects. Anyways, I kinda wish he had the foresight to wear sunscreen while in Mexico. Your new Leafs GM...I bright red tomato...

I remember Fergie...

Its strange...but I miss him already.......

The Tide Has Turned.

Three wins in a row for my Leafers. You know what that means....The stanley cup parade is back on!

Knights of the MLSE board.

Well loyal subjects, as Emperor/GM/President/All-around good guy of Leafs Nation, I'm glad to inform you that the Knights of MLSE are going to meet to discuss the court jester, Fergulicious, and his future today or tomorrow. Though the 'baumer will be out of town hocking cheap condos to naive Albertans, the meeting will officially be official. Fear not peons, I will reign supreme and the Glory Years of Leafs Nation will continue!

GM search 2.

You serious? We're doing this again? WTF, I already gave you a list a few months back and nobody took it seriously. Well, let's roll the dice. Free box seats to whoever predicts the next leafer GM. Hint...he's good looking, dresses sharply and his first name can sound like a male body part.

Scotty Bowl-me-over-man.

Whoa! Where did all this come from?? Scotty B says he would've taken the job of hockey operations...well of course he would, who wouldn't. But seriously, why would I give up my power? I am too damn good at my job so let some 9 time champ have a go at it. Would he do all the outstanding moves that occured under my watchful eye? JFJ, McCabe and Kubina signings, Raycroft trade, playoff success...wait, scratch that last one.

Suckas.

Hey, to all you biatches in the media giving me a hard time on this trip, guess what? I'm on a fucking beach right now working on my tan. Just thought I'd let you all know.

Get ready.

I'm sharpening the axe right now as we speak...

Brainstorm! Damn I'm good at this GMing thing!

So what to do with the goaltending issue in leafland? Well some have suggested bring up Pogge. But what's a blue chip prospect gonna do with this D (none of the signings my idea btw- all fergulicious' fault)? But Fake Dick to the rescue again. It's time for desperate measures! We are going to bring in...wait for it...a morbidly obese goalie to cover the whole net!! That's right. Find me the fatest man on the planet...he's got a job. Free donuts included.

Nothing south of Santa Monica Blvd.

With all the talk of Sundin being traded to a team that actually has a shot at the cup (and not named Toronto), I've decided to start my own little auction. For the good of the company (and not just the team-don't be so selfish maple leafers) I'm not only excepting players but real estate and other financially viable securities. We'll start the bidding at two condos and some Apple stock for mats. Any takers?

Head West Young Man.

Well I've heard lots of rumours about how my accompanying the boys out west is to keep an eye on Fergulicious, but the reality is im out here to pick up. Have you seen all these broads out here? I mean, I do pretty well for myself back in T Dot, being an emperor an all that. But wowsa, me likey very much. Kinda of annoying though when I say I'm run the Maple Leafs they think I'm some sort of syrup salesmen.

No Go!

Well those caps reeled him in afterall. How come we never get such good players?...oh right.