M.V.T !! M.V.T !!

Kiss the ring bitches. That's right, yet again my kingdom is the Most Valuable Team in the world (of hockey). I know its like sorta saying you're the tallest guy at jockey school (Phoenix, Tampa being the other jockeys of course), but damnit, when you run a billion dollar empire it's hard to stay humble. Yet somehow I manage. And to all those whiners who say we haven't won a thing in 40 some odd years, I say let him eat $8 hot dogs and drink $12 beers at the ACC. It's good to be king.

The Neverending GM search!

You can thank Peddie for taking you on another wild ride! I'm announcing that this is the Neverending GM search for the Leafers.

Burke? No.

Nonis? No.

Armstrong? No.

Holland? Fuck no.

Hell, half the league won't even let us talk to their GMs. Its perfect. I will never have to release my great power of the Leafs since we can't find experienced GM. I'll just keep using that sock puppet Fletch. Its now 4 months later and he's still got that wicked tan.

I shall be coach!

I know kids, you've heard all the wild rumours about 'experienced' coaches coming to Toronto like Wilson!!!! Well rest assured we'll have none of that in LeafLand. I'm will announce tonight, during the Stanley Cup presentation to Detroit, that I Richard Peddie will be the next coach of the Leafs. I've done such a great job managing the Leafs in the front office, I can't imagine I can fail on the bench. Can you? Love live Coach Dick!

Let's start the looting!

So the this Montreal cop comes up to me as I'm about to torch this cruiser, and he wants to know what I'm doing with a flaming gasoline soaked clothe and stick. I'm like "Dude, I'm just celebrating the win right. I mean, its the only change for Habs fans to celebrate any sort of win because they have sucked so big for so long, so lets do it up hardcore. "
Last thing I remember is hearing the cop mumble something in french because I awoke with a hell of a headache. Also apparently my act is being posted on youtube. I'll let you know.

Fletch Lives!

So I hired Fletch for a second go around with my Leafers because we need his foresight in refilling the coffers...I mean refilling the farm with prospects. Anyways, I kinda wish he had the foresight to wear sunscreen while in Mexico. Your new Leafs GM...I bright red tomato...

I remember Fergie...

Its strange...but I miss him already.......

The Tide Has Turned.

Three wins in a row for my Leafers. You know what that means....The stanley cup parade is back on!