Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Neverending GM search!

You can thank Peddie for taking you on another wild ride! I'm announcing that this is the Neverending GM search for the Leafers.
Burke? No.
Nonis? No.
Armstrong? No.
Holland? Fuck no.

Hell, half the league won't even let us talk to their GMs. Its perfect. I will never have to release my great power of the Leafs since we can't find experienced GM. I'll just keep using that sock puppet Fletch. Its now 4 months later and he's still got that wicked tan.

Monday, June 2, 2008

I shall be coach!

I know kids, you've heard all the wild rumours about 'experienced' coaches coming to Toronto like Wilson!!!! Well rest assured we'll have none of that in LeafLand. I'm will announce tonight, during the Stanley Cup presentation to Detroit, that I Richard Peddie will be the next coach of the Leafs. I've done such a great job managing the Leafs in the front office, I can't imagine I can fail on the bench. Can you? Love live Coach Dick!