Ovechkin Courtship.

Some people are just blind to the suckiness of their team. Check out this guy's Montreal blog. Ovechkin to Les Canadiens? NON! If anything he'll want to join the league's most valuable (Where it counts...the balance sheet) team, the TO Maple Leafs. So I'm gonna suggest that Montreal stockpile young talent and plan for the future and let the oversized contracts to us. The only problem I forsee is that Ovechkin would actually be worth a $100 million contact, so it'd end up being a smart move. And that's not our style.

He's out!

Well wouldn't you know it. As soon as McGiveaway starts playing awesome he breaks his hand, not once...not twice...but thrice! Broken in 3 spots. Awesome. Carbonneau's goon squad at it again.

Well some punk emailed this around the office today;

What does Toronto have that Montreal doesn't?
.....Black and white photographs of their last Stanley Cup.

Where do Toronto players get their wives?
.....Canadian Tire, where else do you get a leaf blower.

What do the Leafs and The Titanic have in common?
.....They both look good until they hit the ice.

Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea?
.....Because the Canadiens have all the cups.

What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?
.....The cigarette machine has PLAYER'S.

That SOB, I wonder who it was. Probably that intern wearing the sens jersey. Or maybe that guy from the mail room who wears the habs hat. Man, we really gotta work on our hiring procedure. Just ask JFJ.

Activating My Middle Finger.

OK, so the media put out the rumour the other week that Garry Galley is going to be in line for the Leafs GM. Fuck that. Trying to listen to the jackass do the play by play and I'm pretty sure he interviews the sens in the shower after the game. If he says 'Activating the D' to describe a defenseman playing the puck one more time...

Prego drinking beer.

So I'm watching my once and future champs play the preds tonight on TV, and they keep showing this Molson beer ad about tradition and pranks and I'm like...WTF is a pregnant women doing drinking beer! You know the one I'm talking about, she's in the red dress, nice rack...and a little too much belly...
Oh well, hope I just didn't insult a fat chick by calling her prego.

Rare pic.

Well, I almost did it. Almost got a pic of the Baumer. Unfortunately it didn't turn out. But luckiliy I had an artist created a drawing based on what I saw.

This soon?

Wow, the sens choking already? Usually this doesn't happen until springtime. Hmm, must mean it's going to be a mild winter.