Well some punk emailed this around the office today;

What does Toronto have that Montreal doesn't?
.....Black and white photographs of their last Stanley Cup.

Where do Toronto players get their wives?
.....Canadian Tire, where else do you get a leaf blower.

What do the Leafs and The Titanic have in common?
.....They both look good until they hit the ice.

Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea?
.....Because the Canadiens have all the cups.

What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?
.....The cigarette machine has PLAYER'S.

That SOB, I wonder who it was. Probably that intern wearing the sens jersey. Or maybe that guy from the mail room who wears the habs hat. Man, we really gotta work on our hiring procedure. Just ask JFJ.