$45 million dollar sucker

Heatley for 7.5 mil a year? C’mon, we signed McCabe for close to that and he’s nowhere near as valuable. Why do other teams keep trying to make us look bad with these rational, strategic signings? Don’t they realize we are the Toronto Maple leafs, I mean we even have our own TV channel. This has been going on for 40 years and I’m starting to lose my cool (kinda hard when you’re this cool - have you even seen my suits?).